TODAY'S PUN

08 08 21

At a book fair I noticed that there were many of my favorite books missing. I went up to the lady selling classics and said, "What have you done with the medieval novels? Where's Ivanhoe?"

Without missing a beat, she answered, "It's been banned from the fair! There's too much Saxon violence!" (from the Friday Fle, on Thursday)

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