Test your knowledge of Geography putting one of the
words listed below into each blank.

 1. A Geography cliche: ____________ loves company.

 2. "Your Citroen will be ready next week." "No, that is ____________
    to wait!"

 3. A ____________ girl may often become husband and wife.

 4. S & M Geography style: Don't tie two knots, just ____________.

 5. It is generally not a good idea to ____________ boat until the
    engine is turned off.

 6. Mr Zippy is married to ____________.

 7. A French girl can be a ____________, but never a nephew.

 8. When finished a lecture, Professor Lund says "____________."

 9. It is difficult to keep a-____________ of all the new
    developments in Geography.

10. "Your friend 'Indo' is trouble! ____________ right away!"

11. To oceanographers, things are never bad, they're ___________-mal.

12. In a hurricane, the ____________ very strong.

13. "Do you like coffee?" "Yes, but I ____________."

14. The ____________ is half-way between the North and South Poles.

15. Do you prefer drinking from ____________ or from bottles?

16. I have ____________ Africa for quite a while.

17. I do not want to be a ____________ pig for your experiments.

18. Bum in Africa: "Hey buddy, ____________ spare some change?"

19. The water ____________ broke and flooded the street.

20. A port city will always be found where there is ____________.

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a) Abyss           f) Cannes           k) Indonesia       p) Missouri
b) Ankara          g) Ecuador          l) Kenya           q) Nice
c) Ann Arbor       h) Guinea           m) London          r) Taiwan
d) Benin           i) Guyana           n) Maine           s) Toulon
e) Brest           j) Haiti            o) Mississippi     t) Windsor

Test your knowledge again of Geography again by putting one of the
words listed below into each blank.

 1. The Vietnam War used to ____________ the Americans.

 2. The best country to buy men's neckwear is ____________.

 3. Corruption in the Vietnam government raised a great ____________
    and cry.

 4. Mexican bums say "____________ give me some money?"

 5. The classic TV show for mountaineers was Amos and ____________.

 6. "Language in Geography class is filthy!" "Yes, ____________ too much
cussing around here too."

 7. A typical Hawaiian greeting: "____________ there."

 8. Doctors in the South Seas use lots of ____________ depressors.

 9. "So, oldtimer, how did ____________ for gold during the Great Far
East gold rush?"

10. A Geography student turned into a petty crook, a ________ snatcher.

11. When you run the race I'll stand at the side and ____________ on to victory.

12. I don't know how to ____________ piano. I'll get a pro to do it.

13. Harry's wife is sick? I'll ____________ right away to tell him.

14. The favorite sport of Geography profs. ____________

15. "That ball is a bomb!" "Yes, I hear the ____________ too."

16. Geography prof: "I need ____________ and a woman to do a report on Jordan."

17. The city with the history of inflammatory speeches. ____________

18. I'd like a ____________ sugar for my coffee, please.

19. He got ____________ a good mark nor a bad mark in Geography.

20. He looked at the map to get a ____________ on his direction.

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a) Algeria         f) Bern             k) Hue             p) Thailand
b) Amman           g) Cuba             l) Japan           q) Tijuana
c) Andes           h) Gulf             m) Kalahari        r) Tonga
d) Baltic          i) Hanoi            n) Niger           s) Tunis
e) Bering          j) Hilo             o) Perth           t) Zaire
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